LOL! This reminds me of that Xmas joke someone posted a few days ago about the cost of Xmas thanks to the cats. I think the first one was about the cat falling into the cookie batter.

Oh, Lily! She's just trying to help and to learn how to cook. Naw-tee kitty .... dirt doesn't belong in cookies, but I guess you were just experimenting and trying to "enhance" your meowmie's cooking techniques, right?