thirsty too (32)

[lbaker]

WHAT AM I, THE TIN MAN? Always with the wood Slick .. oil me, oil me....

[slick]

Originally posted by lbaker
WHAT AM I, THE TIN MAN? Always with the wood Slick .. oil me, oil me....

Tin Man???? Have a heart

Wooly Mammoth DONE!!

It's Ok Tray we don't have to leave just yet. I'm sure we can stay at least until Sunday night. That will give us 3 days to clean up and get ready for Santa.

I sure hope Richard doesn't know we are here.....

Joke time:

Did you hear about the dyslexic Santa that couldn't keep a job because he kept saying OH OH OH!!!

[lbaker]

Slick is sick
Slick is sick
Nanny nanny boo boo
GOTCHA LAST...hahahahaha

[slick]

Wow those drinks must be really strong Laurie, your face is getting all red.........almost as bad as the Poinsettias last week

Hey everyone, whomever is the last one out must shut off the lights. Last night the bar had some sleepovers and the lights were left on. I'm just afraid when Richard gets the electricity bill he's going to flip.

Now let me see, where did I put that feather boa???

**picks up the coat rack and dances around**

I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me....


Oh come everyone sing.

[catland]

OH MY GOODNESS - (I KNOW, GOODNESS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT) - WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO THE PLACE?

I saw the light on so I figured I better see what was going on. What's with the scuff marks on the bar? Where's the frog? and why is the really cute haz-mat guy passed out under the table where Slick normally sleeps?

and why is "wasted again in Margarittaville" written in lipstick on the mirror on the ceiling next to the panties in the rafters?

I think I better call 911 and report the vandalizm.

[trayi52]

Wow! I didn't even see that guy laying under there, SLICK did you put him under the table?? Thought you could hide him from us uh?

Oh catland don't call 911, we were just having a good time? At least I think we were.

I think we were singing just before you came in?

[slick]

Shhhhhhh, don't wake him up.

I went out for bread and bacon this morning and we "bumped" into each other. He was one of the guys cleaning out the l&f yesteday and we smiled at each other

Anyway, when we met today we decided to go for a drink and talk. Well, he followed me back just like a puppy so I felt compelled to make him comfortable.

Don't worry Catland. We'll clean up when we are finished. I've got some polish for bar....Richard will never know

unless someone tells him....

Why don't you sit down and I'll make you a nice Wooly Mammoth.

Where everybody knows your name
And they're awfully glad you came

Oh fiddely dee....I guess I'll just have to sing by myself....

[RICHARD]

what am i gonna do with all of you?

[amoore]

Richard! Wow where have you been hiding?!

You can tell us funny jokes and get me a Spanish coffee!

Did you bring Eddie?

[lbaker]

what are you going to DO with all of us? You're leaving yourself wide open with that one Richard Last I saw him, Eddie was doing the Rumba, or was it the Hokey-Pokey? It's hard to tell with Eddie

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD


what am i gonna do with all of you?

Yeah, I'm staying away from this one.

Good morning folks. Today is obviously a celebration day and in true Dick's Place fashion the DOTD is a:

BURIED TREASURE

Ingredients:
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Kahlua
6 oz. Orange Juice

I only it's early, but who will join me.

[lbaker]

I only it's early too and only the lonely...... but let's toast to who just might be toast soon. Buried Treasure... DANG that sounds goooood

[slick]

Hi Laurie: Two BT's.

DONE!

Now let's get back to the TV......

[mahayana]

Could I get some coffee, please?

That Willie really does love me, I think! Of couse, she was saying that to everybody last night!

Think I'll whip up an omelet with mushrooms, tomatoes, and green peppers in it. Is there salsa in the 'frig?

[slick]

Originally posted by mahayana
Could I get some coffee, please?

That Willie really does love me, I think! Of couse, she was saying that to everybody last night!

Think I'll whip up an omelet with mushrooms, tomatoes, and green peppers in it. Is there salsa in the 'frig?

OOOPs, sorry Mahayana: I got caught up watching the news. The kitchen's all yours and you'll find hot or mild salsa in the fridge on the door.

I'll put on a fresh pot of coffee.