OH MY GOODNESS - (I KNOW, GOODNESS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT) - WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO THE PLACE?

I saw the light on so I figured I better see what was going on. What's with the scuff marks on the bar? Where's the frog? and why is the really cute haz-mat guy passed out under the table where Slick normally sleeps?

and why is "wasted again in Margarittaville" written in lipstick on the mirror on the ceiling next to the panties in the rafters?

I think I better call 911 and report the vandalizm.