OMG, I came in to turn off my computer, and I find all of you drunker than skunks, and singing your hearts out. What hit you all. Tray, give me those keys.

We are going to lose our license and Richard will be really angry.

I went out this evening to play in the fake California snow and had a couple real BLACK RUSSIANS.

mMMMM ARE THOSE EVER GOOD.

Go to sleep everyone, or we are going to get busted.

Richard is a sweetheart, but let's not push him.