**grabs microphone** **shakes hips**

We are fam-i-ly
I got all my sisters and me

Ok, I'll shut up....but no one is here to hear......so why not......

It's 8:38 here on the WC and I've just gotten home from work, which was one of the worst days yet, the cats haven't been fed yet and Speckles left a mess for me to clean up on the rug.

HELLO?????? ANYBODY HERE???????

Oh well, I'll just slip behind the bar and fix me a tall, strong, Gin and Tonic.

Ahhhhh, life is good at Dick's Place. Why can't it be like this everyday????