Dont be 'barrassed, Roxy...
Next tyme it may be yur MOM fallin off!

In Our Howze,
we all take turns fallin off da BigBed.

I sleep down by Dad'z FEETZ - get knocked offa BB iffin he
straitenz out hiz leggz.

Smoke sleepz beside Dad... he getz *tossed* offa side iffin
Dad curlz up stedda layin strait.

DAD fallz out bout az offin az we do...
He triez to *roll* an bumpz inta SmokeMutt;
then furgetz where he iz an rollz da udder way ~
Oopsie!
NO BB ober dere! PLOOP!