Originally posted by Russian Blue
** pushes Nakita towards the other furry creatures ** Go make friends Nakita, mom's busy.
Now that's the right attitude! Usual custom is for newcomers to tell a joke, so bring it on RB.

Slick, when the haz mat guys were here, we were afraid to come get you because we heard you were partaking of something nekkid and we didn't want to either a)interrupt b)embarrass you c)have things get out of hand with the haz mat guys. I mean, who knows what they would do with something nekkid after being under the influence of the dreaded klam juiz!

Oh, and I finally get why all you guys are partaking of martinis with candy canes. Thanks Richard! and even though it's afternoon already here, I think I need a Spanish coffee to get me going......