I can explain about the Friskies in the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant... Albert (the bartender) said a stray kitten found it's way into the restaurant during a delivery. Then it hide and they couldn't get it out. Albert went to the store for the Friskies to try to lure it out, then he was going to call me to come "do something" with it. Before they could catch it, it ran out the door not to be seen again. By the way, guy walks into a bar and says rather frantically "gimme 7 shots right away". Bartender procedes to set them up and the guy downs them one by one real fast. Bartender says "why are you in such a hurry?" Guy says "you would be too if you had what I have". BT says (while he backs away) "what do you HAVE??". Guy says "75 cents"... buhduhBUM
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