Why aren'tmy cats afraid of anything? The closest thing I could think of was the snow falling off the roof yesterday with a big thump that left Allen unnerved for two minutes!

What they are NOT afraid of:
My Xacto knife while I'm trying to use it.
Any razor for that matter.
running under a huge piece of glass when I'm trying to lay it on a picture I'm framing. I shooed him away in just enough time to get him out of the way before I broke the bleeping thing!
Chewing the Christmas lights (don't they know they can get electrocuted?)
There's more death defying stunts, but I can't think of them now. Why oh why is it the dog that is afraid of everything and the cats fear nothing?