Originally posted by wolfsoul
Have you ever seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding? That happened to the guy who was marrying the girl lol. He was supposed to say something about going into the house for a meal, but his brother in law told him to say something about his penis, I can't remember exactly what though.
He said, "my name is Colymbosathon ecplecticos - derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with a large penis".

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