But here's the thing. Biff has been living, for the past 2 months, on top of the stove, only getting down to eat and go to the bathroom and the occassional visit to my nightstand for water.

Now he'll stop this soon and life on a particular chair or maybe on my bed when I'm not there. During the summer he worked his way up onto a ledge outside of my kitchen for about a month.

Very cute and very odd because he literally has not left the top of the stove. Really.

I can shove him outside sometimes but he runs right back inside. This big, strong gray boy scampering back inside is a very funny site. He's just terrified of everything and everybody.

again, I got him at 5 weeks so there was no abuse and his brother is very bright and very mellow. Go figure?