Gud Werk, Keegan!
"Loozin" them peskie poundz sure duz make da 2-Leggerz *happie*,
duzint it!?

Sorrie bout da *itchies* onna tummy!
I had dat wunst...
Alluz found it verrie diffikult ta do a gud *skratch job*
onna durn *itch* - Dad kept hollerin ta "leebe it ALONE!"
(EEzie fur HIM ta say - wuzint HIS tummy dat had da *itch*!)

Mine went away purdy quick-like aftur Doc gib me da *ouwie shot*,
sum pillz, an Dad smeared sum kreeme onna rash.
Try not ta *skratch* it too much - dat makez it werser.