When Mike (my husband) first moved to Japan, his ex-girlfriend (Japanese) was a real joker. She taught him how to say "How are you today?" in Japanese. The first time he said it, the person looked at him with a blank stare and Ginko (the gf) fell on the ground laughing. She'd really taught him something that I can't repeat. Basically, he'd asked the man for a sexual favor. lmao.