Fossilised crustacean boasts oldest penis

[moosmom]

I haven't had a date in 8 yrs

Hey Slick,

I've got ya beat by 2 years!! I call it "involuntary celibacy". I thought a "date" was a place on the calendar.

Richard,

Did you know that fish "stuff" is called emulsion???? Try reading the back of a plant ferilizer container. I call it fish sh*t. It's amazing what you can find when you actually read labels.