Colymbosathon ecplecticos - derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with a large penis"


lol, I can see the scientists sitting around thinking THAT one up..

now,

Wouldn't the drag against the water preclude you being an
'astounding swimmer'???

Just wait. someone on a college swim team will change their name to C. Ecplecticos just for the Athens Games...


and for my last joke....

425 million years is a Viagra nightmare.