Tippecanoe and Tyler too.



Possibly the worst job on the planet.
Half the country hates W and the other half likes him....
It's a wash...


We celebrate our freedom of speech just being able to be vocal about it....

in the end..... get out and vote......I whined about Gore losing and forgot about it....

When I run in '08 everyone will be sorry...

tax breaks for everyone and I will put a cap on CEO salaries.
Mike Eisner goes to jail, Dr Kevorkian will be the Surgeon General,
Everyone will have to learn how to write again. Cold pizza for Saturday morning breakfast. No more criminals in sports.

Music cds- 5 bucks a piece, their ain't no good music no more.
Your kid effs-up, parents will be held responsible. Everyone must go to disneyland and ride 'It's a Small World' - if animatronic puppets can live together, why can't we?????

drive with a cell phone??? we take the windshield off you car-try it then!! death penalty for killing anyone, eye for an eye?????
naw, we are taking your life, punk. NO more low riding jeans
and Paris Hilton will be the first woman on Mars.

I'll make it mandatory that Erin Collins marry me and disco
parties on the white house lawn the last Thursday of the month.

Steal a car and do the high speed chase thing with the cops????
Put them on a track and have at it.....last one running wins..

Make tennis scoring in points....not that retarded 'double match point break' crap I loathe so much...

Free aspirin in the hospitals and when you think you know it all, you won't because everyone will have to read 50 books a year....


Did I mention Erin Collins????