How about the panties thing? Do your dogs chew the crotches out and leave them lying all over the house for a repairman to find?
OMG, LOL, yeah the panties thing is quite embarrassing.

I was hesitant to relate this story as it is almost too embarrassing for me even to put here but everyone else is being such a good sport so.. here goes

One morning I got up and saw my bathroom trash scattered all over the hallway.. apparently my husband forgot to close the bathroom door before he headed off to work. Well the trash had included some of those very private and embarrassing feminine products, but there were none around. Tommy had eaten what he found. *sigh* I was more than a little disgusted, and horribly embarrassed even though thankfully no one was around.. but I wondered what would show up in the yard once he had gotten done digesting.

Well a few days passed and I actually forgot about it until I saw my husband outside, cleaning up the dog piles before running the mower. In horror I ran out there and David said "hey, I think Tommy got ahold of one of your socks and pooped it out."

I went back in, blushing horribly, and never said a word.