Oh! I told this one before, but I'll repeat it. One night, I let Roxy sleep in the laundry room. I was so dog gone proud that she didn't chew anything up the whole night. A few nights later, we had company over. (Halloween, BTW.) It was my first time meeting them, but they were dog lovers. I'm bragging about how Roxy spent all night in the laundry room and didn't destroy a single thing. She goes "Uhhh, not to be gross, but what is coming out of your dogs butt?" It was my panties. Apparently she was finished digesting them.