LOL! Great thread,
I am reading and laughing/noticing ROcky has done a couple
of your exact things too.
1: Rocky has peed on a silk tree inside
a friends house.
2: (when Rocky was about a year old,
he lifted up the skirt of a H. S. cheerleader who was
petting him at our local petshop.
Poor thing was so embarrased because her boyfriend was
right next to her and saw everything.
3: ROcky was so excited/upset about a dog barking at him,
as I was walking him around our neighborhood,
he forgot himself and lifted his leg and preceeded to
pee on me. Luckly he only got my shoe.

Sandra my favorite bed wear is my warm thick fuzzy nightgown
that has a fuzzy bear head in front with pockets.