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    Originally posted by amoore
    But probably that person either has one of these, or knows someone who does!
    *snicker*


    Hey, Cass... what WERE you searching for you found this?!

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    Funny Zippy-kat!

    Funny Richard!

    No, Jimi is not a fossil! I heard about the JH plastercast in a book by a groupie back in the 60's. She had made plastercasts of many rock stars' _____s. JH's was the biggest.

    Keith Richards is the fossil...LOL

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    I haven't had a date in 8 yrs
    Hey Slick,

    I've got ya beat by 2 years!! I call it "involuntary celibacy". I thought a "date" was a place on the calendar.

    Richard,

    Did you know that fish "stuff" is called emulsion???? Try reading the back of a plant ferilizer container. I call it fish sh*t. It's amazing what you can find when you actually read labels.

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    Originally posted by moosmom
    Hey Slick, I've got ya beat by 2 years!! I call it "involuntary celibacy". I thought a "date" was a place on the calendar.

    Richard,

    Did you know that fish "stuff" is called emulsion???? Try reading the back of a plant ferilizer container. I call it fish sh*t. It's amazing what you can find when you actually read labels.
    I thought a date was something you put in baking!!!!

    Oh crap, and I drink water all day long!!!!
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    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    *snicker*


    Hey, Cass... what WERE you searching for you found this?!
    LOL. I'm not telling. JK

    I was searching Googles news looking to see if they had anything about the Go Natural pet food killing the dogs.....and there was a link to this. Thought it was neat !
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    Originally posted by slick


    Oh crap


    EXACTLY!!
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    OH CRAP!!
    No Richard, it's

    "OH FISH EMULSION!!!"

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    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
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    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    "copulatory organ [that] is large and stout",
    LOL ... I'm waiting to hear THAT line in a bar soon.




    Colymbosathon ecplecticos - derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with a large penis".
    I thought Richard was joking about that! I was shocked to read the article and find it was true!
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    Originally posted by Twisterdog
    LOL ... I'm waiting to hear THAT line in a bar soon.






    I thought Richard was joking about that! I was shocked to read the article and find it was true!
    since when would i joke about something like that?

    you underestimate me!



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    Originally posted by RICHARD

    and that's the reason I don't drink water anymore....


    Fish "do stuff" in it.........
    aww..man. I really didnt need to think about that

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    Ok, you found the oldest penis ... but I found the most penises.



    "Czech family say they've got rabbit with three penises

    A family in the Czech Republic say a rabbit they've bred has three penises.

    And the Samek family from Liblice say two other rabbits they bred, but killed, each had two penises.

    Lenka Samkova, 14, said: "We went to see a vet about it and he was puzzled. He said he'd never seen anything like the rabbit with three penises before."

    The family has already killed and eaten the two rabbits with two penises, but has kept the third rabbit in the hope they can enter the record books, say local media.

    The Guinness Book of Records say there is no record for this at present, but added they would consider the rabbit for inclusion in the book if the family gets in touch and provides the relevant information."

    Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies
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    Originally posted by Twisterdog
    Ok, you found the oldest penis ... but I found the most penises.



    "Czech family say they've got rabbit with three penises

    A family in the Czech Republic say a rabbit they've bred has three penises.

    Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies


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    Yikes, do these people live behind a nuclear plant or what??

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    I think the more relevant question is how did the PTers find all this penis information. I mean, did you just google "penis?" I can only imagine the results from that search!!

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    Originally posted by 2kitties
    I think the more relevant question is how did the PTers find all this penis information. I mean, did you just google "penis?" I can only imagine the results from that search!!
    2K: There are some things on this board that you just don't question......... I've learned to keep a level head about it
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