THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM

Everyone say it with me...

1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists
if I don't forward an e-mail.

2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an
e-mail.

3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and Victoria Secret
doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed
to send me.

4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-
mail to more than 50 people.

5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies
from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I
send an e-mail to 10 people.

6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER -- EVER!!

7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I
am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100
for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!

8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program
in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old.
He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT
ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable
them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.

10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I
forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!

11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-
mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations.


12. And finally, I will not let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend.


Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out!