Dear Katie ~

Ho Boy - are you in fur a Big Treet!

Skewel Daze are shuch PHUNN!
Too bad ya dont get to go onna Furst Day...
The 2-Leggerz will have tyme to make planz.

Here's sum *Tips*...

Be sure ta drain you tanks affore ya go ta class -
leave LOTZ a room fur Treets!
And - yur NOT suppoze ta pee & poop onna rugz -
getz da Teech all inna *fuss* (an Mom will toss a Hissie-Fit when
she gotta get da Oopz Kit an mop da floor!)

PAY Attenshun!
*Watch* allua udder Muttz inna klass -
be supprized all da Neet Trikz (Bad Habbitz) ya can learn!
I learnt how to *HEEL* walkin BackWurdz so'z I kuld
*watch* da butt-sniffer behind me!

Avoid bein wunna da *Yapperz* inna klass -
Teech getz reel *krankie* when they gotta shout ober a *Yapper*!
Added bennerfit iz ya get Extree Treetz when yur *quiet* an
sum udder Dawg is hollerin reel loud.

Praktiss Yur Lessinz Ebery Day wiff Mom...
Yu'll get TONZ a Treetz when ya Do Gud at home...
then get ta Laff when Mom triez ta tell Teech
"Butt, she did it Purfiktlee at Home!"

Be reel nice to Teech - NO nippin finnerz!
(Dont wanna havta wear a *muzzel* in klass!)

Learn ta do sumpin REEL GUD!
Then ya get to Show Off in frunt of da hole klass =
extree treetz!

If Dad goez along - alluz run to HIM durrin "Rekall or COME" praktice!
Extree Pointz awarded iffin ya kan Jump Ober da Fence an
then do a purfikt "SIT" in fronta Dad!

Ya get extree treetz fur jest aktin *kalm* affore klass startz...
save summa yur best *FRISKIE Stuff* till ya get inside da fence!

Most of all - Have PHUNN in klass!