"Signs You're Stressed"

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses off the people you're talking to.

The SUN is too loud.

You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.

You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.

You can see the individual air molecules vibrating.

You keep yelling, "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are the only one in the room.

Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.

Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

You and reality ...file for divorce.