30 Thursday's

[gini]

Richard, quick, where's the turkey? Didn't you say you were going to put him outside for the night?

Gee, it sure smells good in here - what's cooking?

Richard?

RICHARD?

RICHARD?

Uh Oh!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!
Would someone save me a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream? I'm fixing my own dinner today and didn't make any dessert.

The funniest thing just happened. I heard a knock on the door. There was a man and lady with 5 turkey dinners. Someone goofed and gave them my address. The dinners sure smelled good. We couldn't find who they belonged too so they had to go back. I guess they'll find them eventually!

[Miss Meow]

Originally posted by catland
...We might have to use the honor system today - you can come behind the bar and fix your own drink if there's no one around to serve you.

...

I've always had a little fantasty about being a Coyote Ugly girl, standing on the bar and yelling, "WHO WANTS AN EEENY WEENY BIKINI TINI?'

[Corinna]

Happy Thanksgiving sorry I'm late had the family here and they hogged the computer all day. I think I'll just have a peppermint tea,too much turkey to day.

[mahayana]

I had eggnog with rum in it yesterday. Can it be the Holidays already?

Think I'm getting insight into why the world spins...

What's the deal with the bird down and feathers under the pool table?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by mahayana
I had eggnog with rum in it yesterday. Can it be the Holidays already?

Think I'm getting insight into why the world spins...

What's the deal with the bird down and feathers under the pool table?

lol,

it was the girls chasing Thomas Turkey around to get the feathers off the poor guy..I think they want to make a sweater....

I didn't turn on the computer yesterday...it was TOO nice a day...let me try and get some orders out!!

Maha,

Refill for you?

DONE.

Corrina,
Pep Tea, lol sounds like a rapper's name??

DONE.

MM,
LOL,
You can keep your heels on should you want to indulge your fantasy...the marks on the bar give it character.

MOFF,
Pie!!! whipped cream!!!

DONE!

Catland,

Honor system???

You got it!!

V&J,

A Bikini tini for you!

and thank you!!!

DONE!

Shelteez,

Welcome, have a seat and enjoy the atmosphere!!

KYS,
a white russian has milk, vodka and kahlua in it..
mmmmm a nice drink...

DONE!

BABO,

thanks!! lololol

Liz,
Mother Jones is a nice gal....not like that evil Martha Stewart..

And Laurie....

I was on the way home on Wednesday and the disc jock on the radio invited the audience to have dinner at Alice's Restaurant, needless to say i was laughing for a few blocks...

DONE!

Gini,
I was in the back with Thomas.......we were bonding.


sorry if i missed anyone..

[mahayana]

I found this sweater on the floor over by the ice machine...it's a bit damp. Whoa! What's that smell.....Fido???

[gini]

A sweater? Well, it isn't mine - and I don't think it is Laurie's either.

Richard, phew!! I thought for sure you had cooked Thomas' goose!

To drink...........mmmmmmm, after yesterday I think I will stick to water.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

My, my what good pie!
Richard, did you bake it?
I too, and glad you didn't cook Thomas' goose! That would be no way to treat a turkey that dances the best turkey trot I've ever seen. He can't sing so good but he can sure dance.!!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
My, my what good pie!
Richard, did you bake it?
I too, and glad you didn't cook Thomas' goose! That would be no way to treat a turkey that dances the best turkey trot I've ever seen. He can't sing so good but he can sure dance.!!!

Actually,
I can't make a pie crust to save my life....Does micro-waving count?

Turkey Trot for you!
DONE!

Water for Gini!!

DONE!
I love the easy orders....

MAHA,

lol, hang it on the coat rack away from the bar....soemone will claim it.....can you tell if it's spayed or neutered??

[2kitties]

I need a double. No, a triple.
Today, I got up at dawn and braved the mall. The Day After Thanksgiving Sales. And, I'm in a pissy mood about it by now and I've nothing nice to say. I entered through this lower end department store. Let me tell you, there is nothing in the world like it. A bunch of cheap crap looks like cheap crap ona good day. But go in at 7 am to watch hundreds of huge wild women with uncombed hair wearing sweat pants and leggings fight over the last cheap item on sale ----- it's just enough to make me want a drink.

Then, I WAS FARTED ON. Yes, farted on. Standing at the Marshall Field's Shoe dept beside an elderly lady. She smelled really good and I was just about to comment on her perfume. Then she turned to walk away and accidentally let a huge one go. Did she keep going. No. She said "woa now better back it up." then she proceeded to fart 6 more times. She was neither quiet nor shy about it.

So, since I was farted on at the altar of shoe, I felt that I deserved a ttrip to the MAC counter for a mini makeover and I also had earned a new hat.

ahhhh.

[gini]

I am so sorry that you have had a bad day so far.

But your post is just hysterical!

You deserve a triple whatever you want!!



(the radio said that a huge outlet mall HERE was completely filled with no parking available at SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!)

[RICHARD]

lol triple?


YOU GOT IT!!!!

DONE...

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by gini

(the radio said that a huge outlet mall HERE was completely filled with no parking available at SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!)

This is something that is beyond my scope of understanding. I can not understand the thrill of being crushed to death in the mall. Any money saved is lost on medical bills from being squished!!! From now until after the first of the year, I just go for the essentials (cat food and kitty litter and such), and only early in the morning, during the week when everyone else is at work. Drinks for everyone who braved the mob and survived.

[Randi]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
From now until after the first of the year, I just go for the essentials (cat food and kitty litter and such), and only early in the morning, during the week when everyone else is at work

Moff! That's the way to do it!

Bartender, I'd just like a pot of Earl Grey this evening, please!

Hope you all got stuffed for Thanksgiving! (I went training on the nasty machines. )