Only a Cat.......

[4 feline house]

would step on your newspaper as you are reading it, crumple it up nice and good while she's doing her twisty thing trying to make it comfy enough to snooze on, and then rare her ears back and glare up at you because you won't get your knee out of her way!

[Former User]

...would curl up on top of your note pad when writing something into it...

...would lay on the floor in the dark and trip you over when you go to the toilet...making YOU feel sorry for stepping on him/her...

...would drink from your glass although she/he has their own water dish...

...would expect you to understand what she/he is saying when they meow and look at you eyes wide open...

...only a cat would come and disturb me while writing this...forcing me to stop and start petting him (hi Casper )

[tuxluvr]

.....can lay down a poo poo with smell that would peel wallpaper and saunter away like she is the Queen of England!

[NoahsMommy]

...can attack my grandmother's recipe book (who has passed away ) while I am looking at it and still get a smile and a kiss from me...

...can make my heart melt by cuddling up to me after being a total terror during the whole day...

...can make me feel special by just rubbing against my legs while I make dinner...

[Karen]

... can look completely innocent while sitting right next to the broken pieces of an ornament that (s)he's batted of the tree after you've said No! half a million times.

[catwoman]

... can know the phone is going to ring before it does!

[Pam]

Would wake you up early on a weekend morning to feed him and then after eating go right back to sleep while you are wide awake!

[NoahsMommy]

hee hee

That's my babies!!

[cr7clark]

...can be wildly running through the house playing one minute and stop abruptly when you look at her, giving you the "Who me?" look.....

[BigCharles]

... can cause the lady of the house to emit ear-spliting shreiks by walking between her feet right after she comes out of the shower and attempt to "dry her off" by using his long haired tail up the inside of one leg, over the top, and then down the inside of the other.

She says that this feels better than anything that I ... Well, let's just call it tough competition.

[purrley]

....can save up a poop job for when you've just changed the litter box

[Logan]

....will walk out the front door, only to be sitting in the back window, yelling to come inside, before you can even get back to your chair

[AmberLee]

... will beg, and beg, and beg for the door to be opened and when it is, stand in the doorway trying to decide whether it really wants to go out or not ...


... remembers being a deity from 4000 years and 6000 miles away, and won't let you forget it ...

... can enrapture a human heart with one little purr!

[tatsxxx11]

would....have the worst case of the "runs" (on a long haired, not pretty!) then proceed to plant his backside EVERYWHERE, on every countetop and clean surface, leaving his calling card, and still be incensed that he is about to be tossed in the sink for tubbie!

[ December 06, 2001: Message edited by: tatsxxx11 ]

[zippy-kat]

only a long haired kitty would get her 'kookies' wrapped into her fur, walk in princess fashion to the middle of the kitchen floor, sit and scoot, while you are on the phone with the preacher!