...would curl up on top of your note pad when writing something into it...

...would lay on the floor in the dark and trip you over when you go to the toilet...making YOU feel sorry for stepping on him/her...

...would drink from your glass although she/he has their own water dish...

...would expect you to understand what she/he is saying when they meow and look at you eyes wide open...

...only a cat would come and disturb me while writing this...forcing me to stop and start petting him (hi Casper )