Spencer, I will send Simon (also a seal-point traditional Siamese) to come over and teach Xena how to meow in 'siamese'
I for my part will tell Simon and Kelly where I go and at what time I'll be back. Living on the ground floor I leave the lights and TV on (specially now in winter) and of course ask the cats which program they would like to see while I'm gone. Now, is this silly or what

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Have a purr-fect day
Simon & Kelly