Originally posted by Spencer-The-Lion:
<STRONG>Tonight I had the urge to kill Ernie. I had bagged fireplace ashes for the garden. Just noticed that those two bags were spilled all over the carpet in an apparent fight with Spencer . After starting to hand clean (the only way), I heard the loud thud from a cat turning over the boxes. I screamed at Ernie and he knew I meant business. Spencer has ashes on him too. I need a rest.</STRONG>
Jee whiz, Dad, I can hear them from here - "We just wanted to grow some neat plants ta demolish here in the house, too! I mean, we knew those wuz for the garden, so maybe that's howya get plants, and we'd shur have a good time tearing up some new plants, huh?"

"Humans ... they just don't understand!"