Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men who went running from him.
Oooooh boy, I bet they did go running from him! LMAO
Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Maybe they should send them to Sir Francis Drake for punishment, he'd take care of the problem.
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"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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