One more for the road:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when this attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut, & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of the house again, went to the mail box and opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her "is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is ---- My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying........"You've Got Mail".......


That does it. I'm dying my hair red