Originally posted by wolfsoul
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Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)


Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.


Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.


Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.


While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
My favorites.

Ash