Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary


Edwina Jones's Diary:

November 15th, 2003
Number of embarrassing photos taken: too many to count. Number of fantasies about halo ending up in kitty litter tray: 213. Number of fantasies about getting back at Meowmie by defecating on floor: 515. Number of years it will take me to recover from this embarrassment: 12. Number of years since self was as sweet and innocent as shown in pictures ... hmmmm.

Had dreadful day. Cannot ever live down embarrassment. Cannot talk about it. Mmmm, Eddie though. He is v. sexy. Must continue to play hard to get so that he will fling back in manner of Martian rubber band.

Must go and drink copious amounts of champagne to erase memory.