1. Do you have any superstitions?
I guess this is a superstition. Never say "Gee, it is really slow today." I worked in tech support for many years and whenever anybody said that, we would instantly get flooded with bad calls.

2. What "trendy" saying makes you want to hurl or cause violence?
"Wat up g?" I am not sure why.

3. What musical instrument would you love to play?
Guitar

4. Why haven't you learned (how to play the instrument from question 3)?
Actually I can play a little. Never made the time to ge better.

5. What weekend plan are you most looking forward to?
Doing nothing with the cats.

6. How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?
2

7. Do you have any bumper stickers?
No

8. Have you ever been busted belching or picking your nose in public?
No

9. What is your favorite pizza topping?
I have several. It would be easier to say that I am not found of anchoives on pizza.

10. What Reality TV show would you most like to be on?
None. Not fond of them.