Originally posted by ChrisH
I was wearing them when I went to bed last night
and this morning they were here...
HOW pray tell...
Did you manage to sleep through being
de-SOXed, IN Bed, by either a Dawg OR a Kat!! ???

Gives new meaning to the term heavie sleepur!!

In OUR Howze, bothurin da SOX iz a BIG no-no!
Dad'z a Fiur Guy an hasta get up & dressed reel quick-like
iffin da Fiur Pager goze Beep-Beep-Beep inna nite...
So da SOX sleep rite asside da BigBed, side by side onna floor -
rite where hiz foot-pawz land when he jumpz outta bed...

WOE Be Unto da Kritter dat Moves dem SOX!!

When I arrived as a 6 munth old Adoptee...
Gettin the hang of leavin dem SOX ALONE
at nite wuz a bit of a problem...

But aftur Dad returned frum a kuppla Fiur Callz,
found da Dawggie-Chomped missin SOX,
and we hadda lil diskusshin...
I started ta get da Ideer dat it wuz best ta
jest let da durn SOX sleep onna floor in peece!

Ya ebber been beaten about da hed & boddie wiffa Torn, WET, SOX!!??


SmokeMutt caught on purdy quick...
HE onlee hadda get WHUMPPED wiffa Wet SOX wun tyme...