Sorry I've been so quiet. I've actually had to use my laptop here on the plane to get some work done. I'll try to be more fun.

Let's not get to Fiji too soon, its on the other side of the international date line and your birthday will be over. Can you ask the pilot to make a stop over at the cook islands or in French Polynesia? It's only lunchtime there.

Lunchtime? - time for another round of drinks.