Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
.. with one swipe of my tail I could get
two Lladros, a crystal clock and
granddaddy's antique paperweight...

Yours from the doghouse
Eddie
Note frum Boots, da Kat ~

Hey Eddie -

Didja akshullie GET allua dat stuff?
I mean didja reelee BUST it up??

I've been known to clean off the dresser top a few duzzin tymes;
*Smushed* a lil fiur klok inna zillion pieces offa da mantle;
Mow down a pixshure or several onna book cases every wunst inna while;
An fluff up Dad's mag-a-zeen pile bout wunst a week...

But *trashin* Antiques is sumpim I nebber tried.
Maybee it's kuz we ain't GOT no Anteekz...

But yer doin da Rite Thing by blamin it all on HH ~
I ALLUZ tell Dad "Da DAWGZ chased me an I gotz *SKAIRT*...
yur stuff got inna road whislt I wuz runnin fur my Life!"

How long ya figger you'ze gonna be inna DawgHowze??

/s/ Boots, da Kat