Our neighboors are morons too.
One next to us, have a BILLION people living in one house, I swear it's like more people keep moving in. They have parties EVERY SINGLE week and play (no offense to hispanic people) very loud Spanish music. I can't stand it! They park in front of my house, and block our driveway. Their kids run on *our* front lawn and break our sprinklers. My dad isn't very fond of them, neither am I.
Then, on the opposite side we have a "priest". Although he doesn't act very priest like. Molly hates him too. She starts barking like mad whenever she sees him. One time, I was walking her, and she started barking in front of his house. I told her No Barking, just to be polite and he said "That thing should have a muzzle on!" Needless to say, I've never liked him since.

I do talk differently in front of people. Like here, I always try to be polite (not saying I'm not polite in "real-life".) With my friends, I'm more laid back.

PCB, my sister does the "baby voice", and it drives me nuts! Another one of my pet peeves...