Add another couple to my list:

1. When I answer my phone and say "Hello, Julie speaking" and the caller immediately says either "Is that Julie" or "who am I speaking to"

2. Having to "DUMB DOWN" my english to make sure people I work with understand me. (And I AM referring to people with degrees, who have English as their HOME LANGUAGE)

3. People who scratch through papers on my desk looking for information. That's why I have a mobile - If I'm not at my desk CALL ME for goodness sake!

4. People who complain about me putting on my make-up in the car (I ONLY do it when I am stopped at the lights - one of our signals on the route to work takes 7 MINUTES)

5. When I go to the hairdresser for a TRIM and come out looking like KOJAK!

SHEEEESH - I think maybe I need to *relax* a bit