Two years ago we had our annual family gathering at the Slovenefest in SNPJ Bourogh in PA (eat your heart out!) We were totally baffled by the process of buying liquid refreshments. So while on a excursion to Bridgeport Ohio (my father's hometown) we decided to stop and make our purchases there. In the car was my brother, my sister, a cousin, my brother's 8 year old daughter, my husband and me (it was a big car.)

We pulled into the parking lot of a store and went in, planning on using the toilets as well before our trip back to PA. That business accomplished, we went to make our purchases. We were told we had to get back into our car and drive into this large garage. Drive-in sales only.

We start to get the giggles. We ask what wine they have...pink or purple was the response. We bought a chocolate milk for my niece and a hard lemonade.

Thank goodness we had used the facilities! As we were pulling out the clerk came running out, gave my brother a brown paper bag. She told him if he was going to drink the hard lemonade while driving he should put it in the bag in case the police were about. (That would fool them. What police officer would think there was LIQUOR being drunk behind that paper bag!)

We laughed all the way back to PA.