Dear Boomer,
Why do you put up with this torture? Take some good advice - as soon as your meownie picks you up, start to squirm and wiggle and hiss. If she manages to get you into the water - don't just sit there! Jump out immediately and shake water all over the room. She will soon hate having to dry everything down. OK, so she gets the Pantene ProV on you and starts to rub...THIS is a purrrfect time for escape because you are slippery and the mess you make a mess in the bathroom that will be even BETTER! When "pretty kitty cocoon" time comes - get the heck out and go spread drops of water everywhere!! RUN!!! If it gets this far, maybe you should try laying down and panting pathetically so she thinks maybe she has given you a heart attack or something. What do you say? Then, by all means, make her pay for at least the rest of the day with the butt in the face or cold shoulder treatment. Resist being cute. Glare at her. Go BOOMER!!! No Sooner should have to suffer these indignities! Take these hints from your aunt Emily and uncle Eliot. We got tortured only twice since April and our mom is NOT going to try this again, except for quick butt baths which are quite bearable. That is only for stinky butt Eliot.
Love,
Aunt Emily and Uncle Eliot (<----we are pictured at left top)