Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
And I own a colbalt blue pyrex dish.
Oh drat! I recently bought some pyrex for the motorhome. I had a choice of blue or clear...and I bought the clear! How could I have been so foolish? I didn't know the blue was so sought after. Anybody know how you break pyrex?

The only thing I can think of for the true confessions is....and you young uns, don't try this at home.....I once got a ticket for giving someone...uummmm...showing somebody they were #1 in my book with sign language...if you know what I mean. I had had a really really bad day at work, and this driver was just really aggrivating me to no end, and my horn didn't work and she was beeping at me, so what was I to do? And how did I know that a cop was right there watching the whole thing? And how was I to know that letting someone know that they are #1 is illegal in Chicago - it's called inciteful actions because it could incite trouble I guess. Anyway, as soon as the cop pulled me over I started ranting and raving to him about how he should be going after the other person and how she probably doesn't have insurance or anything like that and how could you pull over little ol' "does everything by the book" me? Needless to say he wasn't impressed with my yelling at him, so I got a ticket - made my day as you can guess.

I had to go to traffic school to keep it off my driving record. Now whenever I see someone showing me that I'm #1, I quickly look around for a cop...and of course there's never one there when you need one.