Thursday # 25 - Can't we all just get along??

[2kitties]

I snore- and I've done the snort to consciousness thing. Also, I've been known to drool.

Hey, Rocky and Taz want to know if ya'll got any Catsip up in this place?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

Oh, and MOFF, I'm offended because <whine> that sounds way too good and I want some too.

I'll gladly share. I'm still waiting for it though. Our bar keep is busy and forgot me.
Now it's Connie's turn to whine!

[catland]

Let me pitch in

Mo-Mo - one CVC and cheez whiz, I mean pizza - DONE

2k - catsip for you, anytime. DONE

Randi - B52 - the drink, not the group, and sushi for Fister, DONE and DONE

t&p - A Sip of an A-Bomb - we don't want to destroy too many brain cells. DONE

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by catland
t&p - A Sip of an A-Bomb - we don't want to destroy too many brain cells. DONE

Aaaah....thanks, I needed that.


3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

[Randi]

Ahhh, thanks! We're both happy! Now, I can go and rest my head on Fister's tummy - the perfect earwarmer! Is it getting chilly over there too? - or am I getting a cold.

I'll think of something for tomorrow to clear it up!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

THANKS CATLAND! I was getting right parched not to mention STARVED! Pizza with Cheez Whiz???? I may have to try that sometime.

[Cincy'sMom]

Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked.

A-Bomb please It is almost Thursday!!!!

[slick]

Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked.

ROFLMAO!!!! **snort** ** snort**

Debbie: I'm snorting at yours too!!

I love the short and sweets!!

Meeting over and I'm parched and hungry. BTW I won't be here tomorrow at all so you'll just have to behave without me.

Can I please have an A-bomb or H-bomb or whatever you are serving?? Mucho gracias.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Two guys walked into a bar. The third ducked.

OK, I'll admit it, I snorted at this one too. After I read it 3 or 4 times before I got it that is. Guess there'll be no more A-Bomb tastings for me until after my test tonight.

[Cincy'sMom]

A rope walked into the bar. Bartender says "We don't serve ropes in here". Rope goes outside, ties himself up, undoes a few strings and goes back in.

Bartender says "Hey, aren't you that rope? I told you, we don't serve rope here!"

Rope says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

[slick]

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"

Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"

"May I please have a drink?"

"What? You have to speak up!"

"Could I please have a drink?"

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."

"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

[iceyshiver21]

Hey all! Is it thursday yet?? Nope.. guess not. Well...It was my sweet 16 yesterday...any drink back there for me??

[catland]

Ice - congratulations and happy belated birthday!

Is it getting cold back there yet? Would a hot cocoa be appropriate?


Slick, if you promise not to snort into your drink, I'll serve you up an A-bomb - extra radioactive.

T&P - you're cut off.

[Edwina's Secretary]

One more tune for the jukebox....

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy>>>

[Logan]

OMG!!! My child thinks I have flipped my lid for sure........I am dying laughing at the jokes!!!!