Sorry! Nothing personal, I just hate the Yankees. (I'm an Orioles fan and all self-respecting Orioles fans hate the Yankees.) I hate the players, I hate the coaches, I hate the owner, I hate the "legacy," I hate it all.

Here's how much I hate the Yankees: I was in love with Mike Mussina. I even got to meet him and I was so flustered and nervous, he said "Hi Jaime, nice to meet you" and I squeaked and that was it - didn't even say "hi" back. But when he went to the Yankees...? Man, that was like the worst thing he could've ever done. And now, the man I once loved and adored, I now loathe and detest - all because he wears pinstripes. It brings me joy to see him have a bad outing.

Yeah, so... I'll try not to hold the fact that you're a Yankees fan against you, but I can't promise anything! No I'm kidding... the only time I hate the fans are when they come to Camden Yards and it sounds like I'm in the Bronx. Ugh. Oh yeah, and when 12-year old punks interfere with an in-play ball.