Yupperz ~ Dad's got some color blindness!

He's "deficient" in both Red and Green...
enough so that we:

* Pull over for Tow Trucks and Snow Plows with flashing YELLOW lights;
* STOP at rural intersections with just a single flashing light...
.. somebody's got a RED flasher; and somebody's got a YELLOW flasher -
.. Question is WHO's got which color???
.. WE alluz *stop*. An get *honked* at when ours wuz Yeller!
* Get reel SUPPRIZED when we drive through a strange town at night -
.. and what Dad wuz POZITIVE wuz a "White Street Light" sudddenly
.. starts turning Yellow, then Red!
* Often walk up and try to unlock the WRONG car in the lot...
* Buy ONLY *black* socks (AFTUR askin a clerk IF they're *black*)

And the list goes on an on...