Ding Dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a Munchkin in our high school play of the Wizard of OZ. (What else would a Kansas HS do?)
I got the honor because I was the shortest girl in school. Now when I watch the movie, I feel like the Munchkins are my kin!

I would like a big cherry vanilla coke please. No catnip tea this week. Certain critters are being cut off for sneaking into the bar last week.