Sherman, Tigger is cute and all, but wouldn't you rather have a more mature girl by your side. I'll be 12 years old in a few weeks.
My name is Katie. You could share my chair with me outside.

Then after we can go inside and wine and dine and then just laze around on top of the cat tree. What do you say to that you big handsome fella you.


Hope to hear from you soon sweetie.