Originally posted by Foam
Deer Molly,
Yu r a vewy pwiddy collee. I wish yu wer yunger or about mye aje. I wunt tu see mor pikturz uv yu sumtime.
Wif Lotz Uv Luv--
Ozzy The Collee
Deer OzzEE,
Haven't youz ever heard of olderz women? *mom in the background, MOLLY! Mind your manners!* I tink yur purdy handsome too. Iz is glad therez more colliez on da board now. Lookin' forward to seein' you more.

Wiff Wuv,
Molly