An old man and old lady sitting on a park bench.
The old man moves closer to the old lady and says "Do you believe in the hereafter?"
The old lady says "Of course I do."
Old man says "Well then gimme what I'm here after....."
Ooops, did I say that
I'm Canadian......eh?
An old man and old lady sitting on a park bench.
The old man moves closer to the old lady and says "Do you believe in the hereafter?"
The old lady says "Of course I do."
Old man says "Well then gimme what I'm here after....."
Ooops, did I say that
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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