Abby heerz ta tell yaz about MI dae.

I sleepz onna BIG bed wiff my momma's momma till Daddy gets uppies ta go to a plase he cals "werk''. He hasta go SO erlee inna mornin(atta bout 5 er clok!), an da worse part iz he gotta wakes me uppies ta go pottee! An now iz so cold inna mornin, makes me "shivverrrrr" when I get back inna houz!

So, den I get's back inna houz and hoppa back inna bed wiff grama (gossa be shur not ta wake herr up... she getz angree!) So I sneekz back onna bed, and Daddy keepz gettin redeez... Den he lookz at me sleepin an goes, "Yoo'z a luckee dawg... gettin to sleeperz in an eben sleepin onna BED!" I thinkz mah Daddy iz "jelus" dat I dont hafta gets up erlee to go to "werkz".

So den me an grama sleepz till bout "korter ta seben." Den she yellz reellee loudz to wake up my momma an her bruther. Bruther ushally getz up first, cuz I knowz "fer fack" dat my momma don't like gettin up inna mornin.

So I'z sit an wate pashently for momma to clomp downa starez. I wagz my tale wen I seez her, an she openz da gate onna starez and gibs me a good scritchie onna my errz. Den she getz redy an momma comez back ober by me.

"You'z be a good dawgerz, okaee Abby? I'll missa you." Den she scritchies me all ober and kizzez mah nosie. Den I gets to wate all day for momma to get back homiez! But wen she doez, I getz verry "exsited".

Dat's my day, Pet-Tawlk pupperz! Hopez I'm not DAT borin!

AbBeE!