I can just visualize next year.........the second Annual Pet Talk Barbecue in So. Ca. People all round the country are boarding planes, trains, getting into cars....all with their beloved cones in hand - traveling to the barbecue.

I probably already have a reputation in my neighborhood, so we may as well go ahead and let them all run around in the front yard while they get to know each other.

Hmm, why is the police helicopter hovering overhead?